Name: Wanted: Rogues and Bards
Brand: EVIL
SKU: WRBPB
Price: 16.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Wanted: Rogues and Bards

$16.00

Need the world’s worst villains to save the day?

Call E.V.I.L. — Every Villain Is Legendary

This team of ne’er-do-wells is guaranteed to cause catastrophe, mayhem, and mischief.

Fall for our rogue thief as he steals your heart and your gold.

But don’t get in the way of his vengeance, or you could find yourself in dire need of a necromancer.

All paperbacks are signed by the author and include a short message.

Description

Welcome to E.V.I.L! (Every Villain is Legendary.)

Mission Guidelines:

Be evil. (Except, y’know, when someone’s in trouble, or might need a rescue out of an open grave, things like that.)
Adopt new members. (At least, Fenric would love to keep the sexy bard, but would Lirion even want to join them?)
Retrieve Fenric’s mother’s stolen treasures (and beat up the heroes who stole them if possible)
Rescue Lirion’s sister and wait, what do you mean breaking up a sex ring and helping a village from being overrun by finfolk LOWERED our villain rankings overnight?

Future Goals: climb the villain rankings, find a lair, get revenge, and trash talk The Box

Welcome and try not to die (but if you do our necromancer will raise you).

This book contains: questionable baking practices, Tub Time^TM, and emotional support pecs.

Grab your copy of Wanted: Rogues and Bards now!

All paperbacks are signed by the author and include a short message.

Additional information

Weight	20.32 oz
Dimensions	6 × 1.14 × 9 in

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